HISTORY BOX MOVIE REVIEW (2015)

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Hey my Darlings,
I had a Nollywood marathon weekend with my friends (God bless them for their patience), I got a stack of Nigerian movie which we watch but half way we had to add alcohol into the mix because that was the only way to get through it.

Just in case you find this review a little harsh please forgive as I had a lot of drinking people who had an opinion on this as well (Ps I promise I was not drinking LOL).

I will start with, the movie is produced by Jessica Agu directed by Desmond Elliot, starring Joseph Benjamin, Ebube Nwagbo, Uti Nwachukwu, Melvin (BBA contestant for Nigeria) and some other people. I am not sure what genre this movie is so I will call it PURE DRAMA!

The movie starts with Joseph Benjamin character having a conversation with his wife then driving out to meet his friends, there was this very terrible radio show that was on the radio. That was just really bad who thought that work? please explain i will like to know. Melvin i most say either has a smiling face or he cant keep it together while acting. He was "in pain" and he kept smiling ( I did not get that at all). I most say the girl that played his girl friend was really good I appreciated her for helping me through the scenes I loved her.

Uti nwachukwu was a breath of fresh air (thank you my brother for that, i take back everything bad I have ever said about *wink). his wife was just wrong! Dear writer please clarify at what point did you establish Zach Uti's character as a woman wrapper ( player) i weak sha.

Jessica Agu's character was just way too sexy for a younger sister, i truly thought at some point she was going to jump her brother, which will yield a twist that she was actually his lover ( no such luck), she was just his sister.

Before we got to the ending part of the movie one of my friend's actually said "Ebube Nwagbo is just unnecessary in this film" but to our surprise there was more to her than we thought, so her bad!

Whats with the heels all the girls in the movie were wearing even at home? I weak for the wardrobe somebodi and the short dresses... i reserve my comment.

The flash backs in the end shaaaaa, even Inception the movie has nothing on it, there was a flashback within a flashback trying to explain a flashback (is your head spinning yet? that's how i felt). Note continuity if the flash back was years ago please make sure she doesnt have the same artifical nails that she could not afford back then #justsaying.

Who gets drunk on red wine? really writer? thats all you could come up with. An whats with the lame dialogue "yo yo yo this is not good for your ulcer "(PS you never said he has an ulcer until now TING!)

My good points, it was quite entertaining cos i had some good laughs at the ridiculousness of this movie. At a point my other friend said "menh i need me some new t-shirts" LOL. Honestly I think the end of this movie was just drawn out just to give face time to your selling stars.

I will rate this movie a 3/10 all because of UTI NWACHUKWU and the girl that played melvin's wife. ( please send me you name if you see this)

Enjoy the trailer


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